JOY Teaser Trailer (2024) Bill Nighy

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1. Thomasin 🥹

2. Looks spiritual about being born 🤔

3. IVF is GOIN' DOWN.
   And it will inevitably be illegal – even if it takes 100 years. But more likely it will be illegal and scandalous (again) in less than 50.

   (The empire of AGI + IVF (+CBDC, etc) WILL FAIL, FLAIL, and FALL…soon and inevitably. And wonderously!)

4. another movie that dishonestly forced diversity in a time period and place where it does not belong. YAWN

5. Pirates of the Caribbean's Davy Jones actor Bill Nighy =SAD C0STUME

   And then when I got there I didn't realize that I wouldn't have a C0STUME like everybody else. So I actually phoned the C0STUME department and said "Is my C0STUME coming anytime soon?" And they said, "Has nobody told you?" And I said, "Told me what?"

   Then it turned out I had to wear computer pajamas with white bobbles all over them, and a skull cap with a bobble on the top and 250 D0TS painted out on my face. And SNEAKER, I mean trainers, which is a stretch for me anyway, with a bobble on top.

   And then they introduce you to J0hnny Depp and 0rlando Bl00m. If you ever felt lonely before, now it's for real. And people wouldn't have lunch with me, it was too sad.

   Members of the crew would go, "hey, hey!", you know, "hi, hi!", you know, and they'd just walk away because it was too sad to see this man in late middle age dressed as somebody who didn't get into c0stume, or something.

   It's one of the things I'm most proud of that I didn't go to the airport, you know? I didn't go, "You know, I thought I could do it, can I please go home now?" I didn't do that.

6. Bill Nighy = Davy Jones pirates of the caribbean
   Pirates Of The Caribean’s Davy Jones On His Hilariously Sad Costume

7. 2/10 for effort

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